Mortimer

youre favorite baby

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

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kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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If opening your eyes, or getting out of bed, or holding a spoon, or combing your hair is the daunting Mount Everest you climb today, that is okay. Carmen Ambrosio (via 247am)

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sailorgalaxiia:

I wish Michael Scott was my father

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merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

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stability:

a work of art

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sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

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